june 25: i fought the law, and I WON!!!

hola amigos!

today's writing is about me and pat's car. (selfish bastard that i am)

so today i was in court contesting a ticket that i got from johnny law for a "speeding" ticket that i got in january...

that morning in jan. that i was going to work had a solid inch of standing rain on the pavement, so EVERYONE was going slow, myself included. (by the way, when it rains out here in cali, people drive like 98 year olds. -- no offense to 98 year olds...)

i slowly went over to the passing lane and passed 2 cars and got right back into the traffic. no harm, no fowl.
BUT "jonny assha law" decided to come out of nowhere and present me with a speeding ticket. (even though i WAS NOT speeding...

on the ticket it said "75+" miles pre hour... (i knew then that this was a judgement call and a badly made one at that... as we were all traveling very safe speeds.

so in court today, after seeing about 12 people get dismissed cases because the cops weren't there to attend, of course i had a cop that attended. great... my luck... but i was ready to stand up and fight the bastard!

as we sat down for our trial, he entered his call first. he tells the judge that his car was brand new and didn't have the radar "calibrated" yet...

after the judge heard this, he immediately told me that this case was closed and i could leave, handing me back my $370 bucks!!!!! hahahahahaha!!! i didn't have to open my mouth once. the whole was shut and closed before he could even question me. hahahahahahahaha! asshat cop!

so people, please contest ALL your tickets inn the future, even if you blatantly mess up, you can always request the forum for a "plea bargin" in which most cases will save you cash and points.

that was the hilite of the year!
cheers!